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rasec-wizzlbang:

how the fuck do the cars in cars brush their teeth

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  • Man in grocery store on phone with his wife: I thought you said two dozen.
  • Man:
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  • Man: Oh, that makes more sense.
  • Man: *starts taking twenty four cartons of eggs out of his cart*
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Jeder Anfang endet irgendwann, doch irgendwann kam viel zu schnell. (via sprueche-diesdas-world)

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